The perfect woman has been found. She had to put out a fire, shoot some clay birds, drive a jet boat, build a fence, make a pancake and give a man a haircut. I can do THAT. This was her 4th attempt at the title and she's only 22!
I've been looking through the papers to get ideas about making new friends. There has been a call for members to the Southern Naturally group. They have 12 members and need about 6 more. Only 30% of the group are women and they really need more. All you have to do is be naked. Apparently it's very good for your health with all that vitamin D. I simply couldn't afford that much sun cream!!!
I also noted that there's a 'man drought' in NZ. The women out number the men by 35,000 in the 20-45 age group. If that doesn't get single men in their 30's out to see us (you know who you are, and I know you're watching), nothing will. You wouldn't have to be naked - at first.
Meg and I cycled to the dump today to look for Halloween outfits. Finn couldn't make it as I applied soothing cream to his knee wound and made it hurt for the first time! The dump was shut, so we'll need to try again.
Spook came home from work, looking browner than ever, but it turned out to be a thick layer of dust, from the windy plains above Wanaka.
At least it wasn't Poo.
1 comment:
Hee hee, well it's good to know the naturist movement is truely international. The east germans are still into that bonding with nature without clothes thing. I can see you fitting in there. Smirk.
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